Unfair Customer Service
By @Scarlet
Pick the correct passive-aggressive reply to defuse angry customers before their patience runs out in this fast-paced shift simulation.
How to play
- Read the customer's complaint on the desk monitor.
- Quickly select the one correct passive-aggressive response from the three options.
- Mash the transfer button exactly twelve times within three seconds during boss rounds.
- Spend earned Coffee Coins in the breakroom catalog for shift upgrades.
Controls
- Touch
- Tap the response buttons to reply or mash to transfer calls.
- Keyboard
- Press the 1, 2, or 3 number keys to select a response.
- Mouse
- Click the response buttons to reply or mash to transfer calls.
More about this game
Step behind the desk and manage a relentless queue of angry shoppers. Your goal is to read each bizarre complaint and select the one policy-compliant, passive-aggressive response before the timer hits zero. Every five customers, the queue speeds up by fifteen percent, and decision time shrinks by a fraction of a second. Every tenth customer is a boss that requires rapidly mashing a transfer button. The shift ends when you lose your three sanity hearts to wrong answers or expired patience.
Tips
- The starting decision time is just over five seconds, but it drops by zero point eleven seconds per customer down to a minimum of two point four.
- Save up four hundred Coffee Coins for the Quad-Shot Energy Brew, which gives you a shield bubble to absorb your first wrong answer.
- During the tenth round boss fight, you only have three seconds to mash the transfer button twelve times, so use both hands if needed.
Questions
How do I get more sanity hearts?
You start with three sanity hearts. You can increase your maximum to four by purchasing the Bulletproof Corporate Glass upgrade in the shop for six hundred Coffee Coins.
Why is the screen shaking so much?
The screen shakes when a customer's patience drops below twenty-five percent. You can reduce this shake intensity by fifty percent by buying the Plywood Partition.
What happens every ten rounds?
Every tenth round features a boss encounter. Instead of picking a response, you must rapidly hit the transfer button twelve times within three seconds to survive.